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I had</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/million.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three Million Dollars.</image:title><image:caption>Meh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/11242387_1432466070396227_20008391_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11242387_1432466070396227_20008391_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-08T19:33:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/07/16/birthday-gifts-to-myself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/92a62-large_magnum_force_blu-raysubs_magnum_force_blu-ray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>92a62-large_magnum_force_blu-raysubs_magnum_force_blu-ray</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/freakflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying Our Freak Flags:</image:title><image:caption>I stopped dying my hair just as Herself started dying hers. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T20:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-21T02:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/06/11/by-popular-demand-a-momentum-optimization-project-update/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-24T14:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/06/01/how-to-turn-a-reluctant-reader-into-a-habitual-reader/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/family-radio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FAMILY RADIO</image:title><image:caption>Image: Library of Congress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/family-radio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FAMILY RADIO</image:title><image:caption>(Image: Library of Congress)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-23T20:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/05/13/how-i-limited-screen-time-by-offering-my-kids-unlimited-screen-time/</loc><lastmod>2017-05-15T13:50:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/06/06/the-unexpected-dividends-of-pc-gaming/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-24T12:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/06/04/before-you-head-to-rockaway-beach-read-this-a-public-service-announcement-for-beachgoers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wateredit-131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wateredit-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wateredit21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wateredit2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/scan-121.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>A valiant attempt, but I find it wanting.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-06T10:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/05/31/slacker-hack-macaroni-and-real-actual-cheese/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-02T18:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/09/21/reversing-the-polarity-of-convenience-food-becoming-a-junk-food-locavore/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-03T18:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/05/28/the-attention-challenged-freelancers-toolkit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dayboardsample.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dayboardsample</image:title><image:caption>Today's pretty clear. So, yes, I will make that mammogram appointment I planned to make 10 days ago. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-29T19:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/02/28/its-paddy-not-patty-and-other-thoughts-for-st-patricks-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/puck-irish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PUCk IRISH</image:title><image:caption>The one element that just won't mix. From Puck Magazine,  1889. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/gaelicfootball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GaelicFootball</image:title><image:caption>It's kind of like Quidditch, without brooms or English people. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-20T19:54:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/02/11/rockaway-or-the-rockaways-theyre-both-right-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-12T16:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/01/22/photos-from-rockaway-beach-1988/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/boggianos1988.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>You can see the empty lot where Playland used to stand reflected in the glass.  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Â©narrowbackslacker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T18:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/08/27/books-are-not-bricks/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T14:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/05/13/theyre-rules-not-guidelines/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-04T00:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/05/22/momentum-optimization-project-creating-a-self-sufficient-teenager/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_1609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1609</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/20140522-055344-21224438.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140522-055344-21224438.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Tidy Enough. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/20140522-055240-21160705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140522-055240-21160705.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Rotating chores, iteration 1. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-06T16:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/05/28/momentum-optimization-update-the-importance-of-defining-your-terms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/20140522-055241-21161026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140522-055241-21161026.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/07/11/slacker-hack-how-to-store-your-leftover-paint/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-19T14:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/05/26/momentum-optimization-update-its-easier-when-the-sun-is-shining/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/06/01/optimizing-the-workforce-and-learning-to-be-stubborn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bac9318add1b999f3517546adc8d420c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bac9318add1b999f3517546adc8d420c</image:title><image:caption>Somewhere, a world exists where people like doing laundry so much that they devote what used to be living space to it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/06/05/less-isnt-more-but-its-easier-to-keep-clean/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-05T12:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/06/09/the-importance-of-defining-your-terms-cleaning-the-bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/scan-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DIRECTIONS FOR CLEANING THE BATHROOM</image:title><image:caption>I'm making them do a very quick wipedown each weekday, and then a heavier cleaning will go into the chore rotation. I'm sure they won't do it perfectly, but I hope it will get them into the habit of keeping the bathrooms clean. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/06/09/momentum-optimization-project-summer-fun-time-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/scan-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 3</image:title><image:caption>THE LIST: Summertime Sunshine Edition!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/scan-7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>EVENING ADDENDUM</image:title><image:caption>The late afternoon checklist. Depending on what they do during the day, I'll ping them to deal with a few things before they park in front of the computer for the evening (and before I park in front of the tv). </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-12T14:26:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/06/10/a-note-on-comics/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-04T18:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/07/08/something-to-consider-kudosos-new-router-is-a-screen-time-management-system/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:48:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/07/13/the-diet-of-a-committed-media-omnivore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/do-something-wordle.png</image:loc><image:title>DO SOMETHING wordle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-01T23:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/08/21/learntomod-a-gateway-drug-for-computer-coding/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:47:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/08/29/the-august-adjustment-getting-ready-for-back-to-school/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/09/06/lesson-from-hurricane-sandy-4-picky-eaters-are-less-picky-when-theyre-really-truly-hungry/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-22T02:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/09/09/the-homework-map-charting-their-courses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/homework-map1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homework Map</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/homework-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homework Map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T20:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/01/09/the-momentum-optimization-project-sometimes-an-object-needs-to-rest/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-28T00:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/01/13/why-isnt-everyone-watching-syfys-face-off/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2015/01/16/an-ode-to-the-a-train/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2528.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2528</image:title><image:caption>Photo © @notapayne (Instagram). Used with permission. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-16T15:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/08/27/lessons-from-hurricane-sandy-3-ten-reasons-why-i-love-e-books/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-13T13:23:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/2014/03/14/fun-with-economics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://narrowbackslacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ladymaryedited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Because Downton Abbey images are in copyright, here is Lady_Mary_Wortley_Montagu expressing her concerns.</image:title><image:caption>Because Downton Abbey images are in copyright, here is Lady Mary Wortley Montagu expressing her concerns.

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